「你是新來報到的同學嗎！你這身材不加入我們實在太浪費了！」

　　"Are you the new freshmen here? You don't look junior at all; please do join us!"

　　「同學簡直是行走的荷爾蒙呀，我太羨慕了！」

　　"You are a walking temptation. I can't be envious anymore!"

　　如果沒有卓廷在場，這些包圍著卓廷的健美協會學長們，不多不少也可以算作是身材粗壯的肌肉男。只是他們現在湊在卓廷旁邊，就變成了一群又瘦又小的小跟班一樣，懇求著卓廷大哥不要拋棄他們，一定要加入他們協會。只是此刻的卓廷已經非常厭倦，恨不得把自己這個身材像衣服一樣脫下來逃之夭夭。

　　If James were absent here, these seniors surrounded would surely be hunks as they looked, yet compared to James, they all became skinny and weak, like some minor sidekicks only. They kept pleading with James to join in, stopping him from leaving away. James was so tired of this, only thinking he could flee away by simply taking off his body of muscles like taking off some ordinary suits.

　　圍觀卓廷的人已經開始把攤位的通道圍得水泄不通。駿安費盡力氣才鑽到卓廷旁邊，想方設法把那些健身的學長們分隔開，但很明顯徒勞無功。

　　People attracted by the uproar among James and the Fitness Club seniors started to get the whole area jammed. Andy tried so hard to get into the core beside James and tried so hard again to divide him from the seniors, but indeed in vain.

　　「同學同學，你千萬要加入我們協會，我是會長林天豪，你只要肯加入的話，我們會滿足你任何的條件的！」

　　"My dear freshman, please DO remember my name Hugo Lin, the leader of our Fitness Club! And please DO promise us to join in, that we can satisfy you with anything you want!"

　　卓廷也只是不斷胡亂地推開那些想要靠近他的人：「我不要……這個身體根本不是我的，你們不要誤會……拜託你們放我離開，我實在受不了了！」

　　James didn't want to reply to him even a word, only wanting to push them away: "Please don't... I don't look like this at all, don't be mistaken for all of these... please let me go that I cannot bear anymore!"

　　駿安此時看著圍觀的人實在越來越多了，一下情急，抓著那位自稱會長的人說：「來，我們答應你，他會加入，條件是，你們現在放我們走！」

　　Andy witnessed that it was even more crowded now; he grabbed the self-proclaimed leader and said in desperation: “Okay, we promise, he will join, but what we want is we leave NOW!"

　　一群肌肉男彷彿都被感動得軟化掉，駿安才一把抓住卓廷扯著他龐大的身軀往人群以外跑。誰知道才沒有走開多遠，卓廷一氣甩開駿安的手，狂罵起來：「你憑什麼要替我答應他們？我這身體根本不是我的！我要怎麼跟他們說！還有宿舍裡那兩個變態！我覺得我骯髒死了！」

　　Those hunky seniors got emotional immediately, and Andy eventually led James out of the terrible crowd. While before they ran far, James shook Andy's hand off and cursed at him: "Whom do you think you dare to promise them for me? This is NOT my body! I won't promise them anyway! And what about those two nuts in the dorm? How filthy they make me feel now!"

　　駿安一臉委屈：「對不起是我衝動了，但不這樣的話根本離不開那裡，剛才人真的越來越多……」

　　Andy felt so wronged: "I am sorry that I was desperate just now, but we can't even leave there if I don't say like this, look at the crowd..."

　　卓廷：「於是我現在就變成了那群噁心肌肉男裡的一份子！」

　　James: "So now I become one of them, the gang of nasty strong men, eww!"

　　駿安：「對不起，這個我之後去幫你……」

　　Andy: "I said I am sorry, and I can help you fix..."

　　卓廷：「你離我遠一點！」

　　James: "Get away and leave me alone!"

　　卓廷正要甩開駿安，怒氣沖沖地走開，此時正好迎面走來的是瀚生和樂然。卓廷也發現了，他們倆已經都恢復了原樣，手裡各自拿著兩張卡牌，看著依然壯碩的卓廷，一臉春風滿面。

　　James was about to shake Andy off and run away again when they met Samuel and Luke right before them. James also found they had already turned back to what they initially looked, holding a card in their hand, joyfully satisfied looking at the world's most muscular man James.

　　卓廷再次忍不住破口大罵：「兩個死變態！」

　　James couldn't help his curse words again: "FUCK OFF, YOU TWO BASTARDS!"

　　駿安在卓廷身後則是一臉驚訝：「你們倆難道……都把卡牌收復了？」

　　Andy was surprised by how they turned back to normal: "How did... did you recapture those spirits of the cards?"

　　倆人大笑著點點頭，趁著路上沒有其他人的這一刻，他們各自手上夾著一張卡牌，一陣閃光，分別又變成全身肌肉鼓鼓的體操選手和格鬥專家了。

　　Both were smirking and nodding, holding the cards with a flash when no other people noticed, and they turned out to be a world-class gymnast and an MMA fighter again.

　　卓廷看著這一幕，不禁泛起一陣乾嘔；瀚生卻是逗趣地向他使勁招手，再指了指腕上的手錶說：「大隻佬！我們到時間要開班主任見面會啦，你還要去哪裡呀。」

　　James vomited at this scene, while Samuel only waved his hand toward James with a happy face, pointing at the watch on his wrist: “Hey, big guy! It's time for the class tutor meeting now; where are you going?"

　　卓廷氣得不知道如何是好，駿安只好再次拉著他走「晚點再說吧，見面會不參加的話給班主任印象不好的。」

　　James was freaking out; Andy grabbed his hand again and said: "Please, we can cope with all these later, don't be late, or the tutor will remember us."

　　於是在班主任見面會上，包括班主任在內所有人的注意力，都被這位戴著黑框眼鏡、穿著黑色彈力褲鼓著大包的肌肉野獸同學丘卓廷給吸引過去；同時也因為對卓廷的關注度過高，幾乎忽略了同班三位「小號」肌肉男。

　　Consequently, in the meeting, all the attention, including the class tutor, was attracted by James, wearing a pair of black-rimmed eyeglasses and yet straining clothes and legging with huge packages, with all his bulging muscles like a wild monster representing infinite power. He was so focused on the class that others even missed there were also three less-powerful musclemen among them.

　　見面會一結束，同班的洪柏謙就跑到卓廷跟前，小心翼翼地問：「肌肉男卓廷同學，我是303宿舍的，就在你們旁邊，我也想練肌肉，想變成你這樣，你今晚有沒有時間一起吃飯呀，或者我們宿舍聯誼吧！」

　　Right after the meeting, one of their classmates, called Bobby Hung, showed up right in front of James, asking carefully: “Hi, Mr. Muscle-Guy James, I am the one who lives right next to your dorm; I am so interested in working out as well and admire all you got on your body, I'm not sure if I am honored to have at dinner with you... or with your dorm together, we can have a fellowship dinner between our two dorms. Is that all good for you?"

　　卓廷壓根沒理他，就起身離開了。駿安看著洪柏謙一臉期待的樣子，還繼續追問著，只好隨便打發一句：「我們晚飯時間再聯繫吧。」

　　James ignored him and left. Seeing Bobby's face with full anticipation and chasing after him, Andy casually got rid of him by saying, "Please call us at dinner time."

　　卓廷依然不肯回304宿舍。他在校園到處躲藏半天，最後發現開學頭一天的校園，到處都人頭湧動，根本無處可藏，反而他來回跑動的肌肉巨人身影給吸引來不少目光，因此也讓更多人知道了他們學校裡今天多了個肌肉男新生。駿安一直跟在他身後，但不敢說一句話，一來擔心還氣在頭上的他，不知道還會搞出什麼爭執；二來依然打算趁著什麼間隙，勸他先回去宿舍，把這個奇怪的魔法遭遇先「處理」了再說；三來看著這麼一副從頭到腳每一寸都擊中駿安審美的行走荷爾蒙的身體，他實在捨不得讓卓廷離開他的視線範圍。

　　James still refused to return to Dorm.304. He tried to hide on the campus but failed and failed due to the endless crowd on the first day of school, yet on the contrary, he got so much attraction that even more people now saw the muscular freshman in this school. Andy kept following him, yet dared not to speak any, fearing to annoy him again with any conflicts, hoping to let him get back to dealing with such weird magic. Andy appreciated James' sexy body so much that he could not let him go.

　　結果卓廷實在忍不住，回頭對著駿安再罵：「你一直跟著我，到底跟夠了沒！」

　　James was finally annoyed by Andy, turned back, yelling: "How long on earth are you planning to follow me?"

　　駿安貌似已經有點習慣了他的臭脾氣：「卓廷，我得跟你說，你這樣找不到地方躲，還不如回去吧。」

　　Andy felt he was already used to his bad temper: "James, to be honest, you should go back to the dorm; there is nowhere to hide."

　　卓廷再不禁一陣乾嘔：「噁……我一想到他們剛才那樣我就想吐！」

　　James vomited again with nothing: "Eww... I feel like vomit as long as I think of them!"

　　駿安冷靜地說：「但你現在也不可能不回去吧。」

　　Andy replied calmly: "But it is impossible you keep away from the dorm."

　　卓廷無言以對，才發現自己已經被怒氣沖昏腦子沒法思考，迫不得已只好跟著駿安，重新回到他新剛搬進沒多久的304宿舍。一打開宿舍門，只見瀚生和樂然纏綿著，說著「其實應該早點告訴你」「現在真是太幸福了」之類的話，然後又互相交換著各自兩張牌，不斷變身：瀚生也試著用「鬥」牌使出各種格鬥招式，樂然也試著用「跳」牌做起各種高難度體操動作。

　　James was speechless, finding himself too furious to think with rationality. He had no way but following Andy back to Dorm.304, where he moved in today. Once the dorm door opened, they saw Samuel and Luke hugging together, saying those words like "I should have told you early...” and "What a real bliss now...” and switching their bodies with those two cards they owned: Samuel became the professional fighter showing various stances, and Luke became the elite of gymnast trying those stunner actions.

　　樂然看著格鬥高手版本的瀚生，再看看正在隨意劈腿的自己，想起方才潘多拉盒子裡放出來的那些念頭，感覺味道不太對勁，於是他彷彿掩飾著什麼說道：「生，你還是用回『跳』牌吧，感覺更適合你。」瀚生倒也無所謂，於是兩人決定，把收復的卡牌擁有權交換，瀚生使用「跳」牌，樂然則使用「鬥」牌，準備長期使用著這兩張卡牌的力量。

　　Luke was looking at the MMA version of Samuel and himself doing splits freely, reminding him of those crazy ideas coming out from Pandora’s Box just now. Luke said as if he was trying to hide something: "Sam, You’d better own the ‘Jump’ card that suits you more.” Samuel regarded both were fine for him, so they finally decided to exchange the ownership of the card, Samuel was that flexible gymnast, and Luke was that manly fighter, and they will apply the magic for long.

　　看著他們倆，卓廷依然覺得這個宿舍讓他無法自處，又開始變得煩躁。小可對卓廷說「卓廷同學，我其實能理解你現在的感受……」

　　James still felt extremely uneasy stay in the dorm, becoming irritated again. Kero tried to comfort him: “Hey James, I can truly understand what you..."

　　卓廷則像趕蚊子一樣對著小可大吼：「死怪物離我遠一點！」

　　James yelled at him like driving away the annoying fly: "Leave far away from me!”

　　小可靈活地躲開，同時嘆著氣說：「唉，如果你們再不處理，你和駿安都會逐漸失去心智的。」

　　Kero avoided him and said with a sigh: “You and Andy will soon be losing your mind if you keep rejecting.”

　　駿安小心翼翼地說「如果你不介意的話……其實你閉著眼，我就幫你打個飛機而已，就可以搞定你身上的『力』牌，我或許再找瀚生樂然他們倆幫忙收復我身上的『波』，就好了……」

　　Andy said carefully to James: “If you don’t mind... you may close your eyes as if nothing happens, but only I do the handjob for you... we only want to recapture the spirit in your body, this muscular ‘Power’... I can ask Samuel or Luke to help me recapture the ‘Wave’... you need to do nothing...”

　　瀚生聽到，忍不住淫笑說：「隨時找我們幫忙啦～」

　　Samuel smirked, hearing this: “Sure, with my pleasure!”

　　卓廷斜眼看著瀚生這樣笑著，又更加生氣。他質問駿安：「我沒搞錯吧？你覺得這樣沒關係？難道你也是Gay嗎？」

　　James glared at Samuel, getting more irritated now. He questioned Andy: “Did I just hear anything wrong? Don’t you think it matters at all? Are you GAY just like them?”

　　駿安本來還想解釋：「其實這跟是不是Gay沒有必然聯繫，不過……我確實也是Gay……」

　　Andy wanted to explain: “This concerns nothing about gay, but... yes, I am...”

　　卓廷控制不住聲量而哀嚎起來：「這他媽的什麼鬼東西，荒謬至極！我住進了一個全部是Gay的宿舍！還說要給我打飛機！我有女朋友的，你們要我怎麼面對她，你們要臉嗎！」

　　James howled, losing control of his volume: “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, RIDICULOUS! I just moved into a dorm that lodged with ALL FUCKIN’ GAYS! And they want to do HANDJOB FOR ME! How will it be if my girlfriend knows ALL ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHIT!”

　　卓廷的嚎叫彷彿整棟宿舍樓都能聽到。就在他的哀號聲剛落之時，緊接著就從門口傳來，他們宿舍門口清脆的敲門聲。

　　His howling was like echoing all around the dorm area. As soon as his voice ended, a clear sound of knocking came from the door of their dorm.

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